Cool As a cucumber in a bottle of hot sauce

I wish I could buy back
the woman you stole

tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

heytinafey:

gupta

mhm

mhm

mhm

the queen is coming 

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

oldrockstars:

school just doesnt fit in with my heavy rock n roll lifestyle

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I work for HP (the computer company) and two thirds of our PC’s are Dell.

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