I wish I could buy back
the woman you stole
*stays home* i should’ve gone out
*goes out* i should’ve stayed home
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
school just doesnt fit in with my heavy rock n roll lifestyle
Please fire me. I work for HP (the computer company) and two thirds of our PC’s are Dell.